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The coffee bar
Jigmeister Tue Oct 14, 2008 2:38 pm
A safe place away from the pressures of work...
Time for some Wilde methinks
"People who count their chickens before they are hatched, act very wisely, because chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them accurately." - Oscar Wilde
Time for some Wilde methinks
"People who count their chickens before they are hatched, act very wisely, because chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them accurately." - Oscar Wilde
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nintyninja Tue Oct 14, 2008 2:54 pm
ah, but who needs oscar wilde when we have you, jamie?
ok, my turn: "we are all worms, but i do believe i am a glow worm." winston churchill
ok, my turn: "we are all worms, but i do believe i am a glow worm." winston churchill
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Jigmeister Tue Oct 14, 2008 3:06 pm
There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people. -Muhammad Ali
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nintyninja Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:03 am
"Of the thirty-six alternatives, running away is best." -chinese proverb
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Jigmeister Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:28 am
I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home. -Groucho Marx
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nintyninja Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:40 am
"it was the perfect marriage: she didn't want to and he couldn't." -spike milligan
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Jigmeister Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:41 am
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me. -John Cleese
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nintyninja Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:49 am
"my favourite qoutation is eight pounds ten for a second-hand suit." -spike milligan
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Jigmeister Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:57 pm
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
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Jigmeister Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:59 pm
An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.
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Jigmeister Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:00 pm
I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.
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Jigmeister Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:16 pm
"I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up."
"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses."
Lenny Bruce
Is the the same one who isn't afraid of the end of the world ending...
(he likes god methinks?)
"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses."
Lenny Bruce
Is the the same one who isn't afraid of the end of the world ending...
(he likes god methinks?)
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nintyninja Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:52 pm
"sex education at my school was a muttered warning about the janitor"
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nintyninja Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:57 am
"to be positive about something is to be mistaken at the top of ones voice."
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Jigmeister Fri Oct 17, 2008 11:43 am
lololololol who? you?nintyninja wrote:"sex education at my school was a muttered warning about the janitor"
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nintyninja Fri Oct 17, 2008 11:50 am
Jigmeister wrote:lololololol who? you?nintyninja wrote:"sex education at my school was a muttered warning about the janitor"
frankie boyle i think.
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Jigmeister Fri Oct 17, 2008 3:33 pm
nintyninja wrote:Jigmeister wrote:lololololol who? you?nintyninja wrote:"sex education at my school was a muttered warning about the janitor"
frankie boyle i think.
let's start a thread for us
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Jigmeister Sat Oct 18, 2008 12:53 pm
Albert Einstein wrote:If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
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nintyninja Sat Oct 18, 2008 1:02 pm
Oscar wilde wrote:The public is wonderfully tolerant. it forgives everything except genius.
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